This post of La Vida reminded me of my theory . . . .
which says "Virgin's don't get entry to Heaven"
(the place which is supposed to have lots of pleasures / nice nice things around in there . . . to be honest i don't know what u get there, Haven’t been there u c)
from what little knowledge i have i hear we r the only species which has sex for pleasure (i mean on land. The Dolphins take over d watery part of the planet). So that way i feel it’s a privilege to have some, er! pleasure (read sex) as n when d mind feels like (i mean when d thought & opportunity sort of comes together and things happen/done rather)
so where were we, ya ! ya !
us being d only species . . . . .
so when we die and reach the Pearly gates or finally meet up with d dude YAMA
(YAMAHA, YAMA. . . . some coincidence Hmmmm!!!)
die n get to d gates / meet d dude . . . . . whatever u believe in
me says, We meet up with god who sort of looks @ our performance / score / what we did / did not's to decide where to put us up (Heaven or HELL)
so i'm fearing that if i die a virgin
(i am actually a . . . . , , due to lack / not making use of OPPERTUNITIES, that i have no clue)
so if i die a Virgin, i'm afraid d DUDE (sorry GOD) may say. . . .
Look dude (maga, buddy, friend, son, or whatever he may chose to call me by)
u have not EXPERIENCED the very BASIC of PLEASURES,
if i send you to heaven, what is the guarantee that you are going to make use of all the pleasures there (could be pleasures like NO BOSSES, DEADLINES, STUDIES, pay without work . . . not just S**) when you did not even experience the basic one down on the third rock from the sun (a.k.a PLANET EARTH), i really really doubt it
Dude continues . . . .
that way you better go to hell itself, & Be comfy there . . .
OFF u go to HELL
NEXT ! ! ! ! ! !
God: r u a Virgin
DEAD PERSON 1024: Yes
God : HELL
NEXT ! ! ! ! !
God: r u a Virgin
DEAD PERSON 2048: NO
God : Heaven
Request to my lovely (READ: A****E) friends who ask me QUESTIONS about other people's Sex Lives . . . . . . .
1> ITS NONE OF MY BUISNESS TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL THAT
2> I WONT TELL YOU EVEN IF I KNEW
3> u'd be better off MINDING YOUR OWN BUISNESS
Hey La Vida, i'm happy no one asked about u, its just about some other pple
Don’t know why i'm getting this idea of asking u questions :D